I don't get headaches....I give them.

I forgot to mention at my last oncologist appointment Dr Yoda asked me if I had any abnormal pains, back, kidney, head ache?  I told him, "I don't get headaches, I give them."  He chuckled (which is rare, he doesn't get my humor) and asked me what I did for a living.  I told him I sold ammunition and reloading supplies. He was surprised by that and said, "oh, I thought you were a lawyer!"  In the words of Pretty Woman, the movie....do I have that sharp, useless look about me that he would think I am a lawyer???  Stranger things have happened.