Mole Patrol

At my last appointment, Dr. Yoda said I should get a few moles checked out. So he referred me to a dermatologist and on Monday I went and had them looked at...well, at least that is what I thought I was doing, just having them looked at. She found 5 of them!! Nothing to be worried about but some were "of concern to the dermis" so they numbed me up and scapled them off...guess where??? My boob!! Can that part of my body NOT be left alone for one minute????? Since I had 5 they had to break them up into 2 different appointments because insurance doesn't like it when you do them all at once. What??? That is so stupid. But I complied, and I feel better that they will be biopsied and I can see if I have melanoma or not. Dr. Yoda assured me they were not life threatening so I am not stressing about it at this time. I guess my sunbathing goddess days of baby oil and iodine have finally caught up to me. Curses.