NO-MORE / CAN-SIR

I kind of always wanted to get a boob lift, but knew I would never spend the money to do it.  So if I can give kudos to the BC, then I guess I would say at least I get a new rack!!  It may not be the conventional way I would have wanted them, and I am positive they will not look super sexy (like a complete lift that reeks of vanity and perkiness; or what I would pull my shirt up for so people could admire them; or going bra-less so everyone knows I had work done)  NO, they will not be any of those things but I will be smaller which I am in complete favor of.  (Can you hear the men shouting at their computers right now?  NOOOOOOOO!  Not smaller they are saying!! HA!!)  I may even be able to wear a t-shirt and see my belt buckle…something I haven’t done for YEARS!!  And it may take me months to get to where they are a somewhat even match, but I am on my way to a boob job, even if it’s not the conventional one (and I don’t have to pay for the whole thing, my insurance does!! WOOT, WOOT!!)

I have even named my breasts.  My left is called NO-MORE and the right is called CAN-SIR.  Can-sir will be gone and No-more will be smaller.  I think the names are French for “Get the Hell out of here” and “You are too big, now reduce yourself”…..but I am not sure, I don’t study French.